Now Who Will Buy My Postcards?

I am saddened to hear that Kenda the Bear has been put out of her misery just before I was able to get these postcards to market at fArt in the Street this fall.

I'm sure Kenda is looking over all of us Wussies that once stuffed our faces with popcorn and peanuts as we sat watching her pace back and forth eternally in her personal 20 square feet of hell. No doubt she is up there on her heavenly cloud - proud and relieved to finally have made it out of the Worst.

Good for her! Now, if only my handlers would euthanize me...



In her honor, neighboring North High School, whose long-time school mascot has been a Polar Bear - will be changing the team name to the Ted Kennedy Rapists, after Massachusetts' most acquitted senator and organized crime kingpin. I'm looking forward to the next football season, as I've really quite missed seeing the phrase Ted Kennedy High in the news.

South High better watch their asses this season! I smell a lotta drunken rapin' bout to go down

This Is Worcester Massachusetts

As posted here: http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/worcester-area/12004413977856/gunshots-heard-at-worcester-little-league-field/

WORCESTER, Mass. -- Worcester residents are upset after gunshots were heard near a busy little league field.

It was pure chaos that erupted when shots rang out, according to the president of the Tom Ash Little League.

He says about 100 kids crammed into the snack shack, the bathrooms and the equipment room.

“Down on the floor and close the door and don’t come out until we come back,” said the vice president of the league.

That’s what the vice president of the league told the kids to do.

“They’re crying, they’re yelling…half of them were in there without their parents,” said the vice president of the league.

The games had just finished up. Kids were playing T-ball, baseball and softball. There were girls and boys between the ages of five and twelve.

The vice president of the league says he saw two older kids at the basketball court, who he says were suspicious. He says he is convinced that they were behind the shooting.

“They were going to do what they were going to do and I don’t think anybody was gonna get in their way,” said the vice president of the league.

Police say they were able to locate one person who they believe was the target.

“We were able to make a motor vehicle stop of the potential victim in this incident and he denied all involvement,” said an official.

But investigators say they are not buying it, and they say the person continues to be uncooperative.

“We volunteer to do this, we volunteer to help the kids and that’s not what we signed up for,” said the vice president of the league.

Officials say there has been an increase in violence in Worcester, and in response there will be more paroles on the streets beginning June 1st. But until that happens, there will be no more games played on that field.

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Worcester Massachusetts a Great Place To Have Your Kids Shot At

Shotgun incident empties ballfields at Vernon Hill

(As posted by: Bronislaus B. Kush TELEGRAM & GAZETTE STAFF)

WORCESTER — A man involved in an argument on the basketball court at Vernon Hill Park Sunday night allegedly pulled out a shotgun, sending young baseball players on the field nearby scrambling for cover.

Two city residents were arraigned yesterday on charges that stemmed from the confrontation. No injuries were reported in the incident.

Police said witnesses, including an off-duty police officer playing basketball, saw two men arguing. One man pulled out a shotgun or rifle and threatened the other.

The incident, which occurred about 6 p.m., prompted some people in the area to flee.

Police later stopped a vehicle in which the alleged victim was riding.

Police gathered information from that man, as well as witnesses. One of the witnesses took a picture of the car that the suspect left in that included a partial license plate number.

About 7 p.m., police pulled over a car on Grafton Street, near Franklin Street, in which they believed the suspect was riding.

Police said the driver — Milan Scott, 20, of 26 Yukon St. — told the two officers he had a substantial amount of marijuana in his possession.

They said he pulled out plastic bags — each about the size of a tennis ball — that contained packaged marijuana. Police also confiscated $270 from Mr. Milan.

Mr. Scott and Tiffany Morales, 18, of 58 Vernon St., a passenger in the car, were charged with assault with a dangerous weapon.

Mr. Scott was also charged with possession of a class D substance with intent to distribute.

Both cases were continued in Central District Court until June 15. Mr. Scott was held on $2,000 cash bail.

Platinum Premier - Let's Meet at the Place You Get Beat for Beatin' Your Meat

Stay classy Wussduh:

Reminds Me of Some Folks I Know

Rich Parents from The Midnight Show

Watching Worstever Magazine Jerk Itself Off

Masturbatory Print - there's no other way to call it...

Anyone else notice the WhoaMag tooting it's own genitals this week? I guess the fake magazine confuses "letters to the editor" with self-written garbage about what a great job they're doing.

I wonder how many favors the "magazine" owed Nick's owner to publish these consecutive backhanded advertisements.

Bah - maybe I'm bitter that they ran the "letter" from this Dill ditz instead of the letter I wrote them.

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